Monthly Archives: May 2011
I am easily disappointed. I tend to get very excited for and attached to things or plans. When these things or plans change, I’m told my face and demeanor looks something akin to a child who’s just lost his puppy. Meredith, who most often gets to take the brunt of my disappointment, rarely has any […]
I don’t have much time to write this week. The Memorial Day weekend will be filled with as much relaxation as a rectal exam thanks to our move. It’s always stressful packing up your life and moving it to another location. And even though we’ve hired movers to do all the heavy lifting, it’s boxing […]
On the whole, quarterly department meetings are a chore. To make things worse, I work in accounting, meaning the power points are filled with charts and graphs and numbers and dollar signs and jargon that makes me sleepy.On Wednesday afternoon, I sat around a long, conference table with the rest of the accounting department. My […]
Wanda Sykes, 47, struck comic gold – in my opinion – as Larry David’s antagonizer in HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” In April of 2009, her wife, Alex, had twinsies: Olivia Lou and Lucas Claude. Why she didn’t choose the name Krazee-Eyez Killa, I’ll never know.
We spent the weekend at our new house, which is in a fairly desperate state of reconstruction. We closed on the house April 15, and started work on it almost immediately. In another three weeks, our apartment lease will be up and we’ll be living at the house full time. For now, Meredith, Duncan and […]
3:56 PM me: do you know what is lovely about office life? 3:57 PM Buddy: lazing about on the internet me: oh yes that is good too but I love most free food! i think it will come in handy while preggers 3:58 PM Buddy: i want preggers time 4:05 PM Buddy: when are you […]
Sara Gilbert is nothing like Darlene Connor. It’s unfortunate.She is, however, a meat-free lesbian mother of two. Which is rad. Darlene gave birth to her daughter, Sawyer, on August 2, 2007.
Two of our best friends visited Meredith and me this past weekend. We are the kind of best friends that like to do things in tandem. We were engaged in the same year. We had our weddings 5 months apart. Even the age gap between our significant others is virtually equal. Meredith and Eric are […]
8:24 PM Chelsea: hi klm how are things going? 8:25 PM me: really good are you in asia? Chelsea: i saw your puppy he is really adorable yes i’m in china me: stealing babies? Chelsea: PRK wish so many cute babies esp. the one i got a snapshot of me: so cute i saw her her? him? Chelsea: she was meant to be mine–but […]