Tag Archives: basal temperature

Home renovation & Sex Ed. in Walmart

Last Friday night, Meredith and I were like the punch line to a bad lesbian joke.“If lesbians rent a Uhaul on the second date, where do they go for the third date?” “Home Depot.” It’s not a surprise that giant home improvement warehouses like Lowe’s and Home Depot are appealing to me. And not just […]

Basalically …

Hi, my name is Andrea, and I’m a basal slacker. Back in April when I first purchased my basal thermometer, I couldn’t have been more excited to track my temperature every morning and fill in my little basal chart. But then, summer swooped in with its bachelorette parties in Philly, weddings in the New Hampshire […]

It’s all basal, baby.

I bought a basal thermometer a few weeks back. It was the first, real assertive move I’d made towards pregnancy, and it cost me $9. I want to push an infant through my vagina hole about as much as I to peel off my toenails, but I want to be a mother. I want to […]