Tag Archives: cryobank

Tuna noodle casserole, my kid sister, & the baby undaddy

Last week I got an email about a sale (frugal alert!) on unlimited access memberships to one of the donor sites at which we’d been looking. Even though originally this type of membership sounded like a waste of money, eventually we decided seeing color, HD photos of our potential donors was too good to pass […]

Previously titled: Snocktober

The world is a very different place since the last time I posted a blog just 48 days ago. When I last blogged, Michael Jackson’s crazy doctor was still trying to explain away his lifetime supply of Propofol; Occupiers of Wall Street et al. were still occupying; and, Kim Kardashian was still married to that […]

Can I get some Ryan Gosling sperm, already?

If Ryan Gosling is going to play hard-to-get, then I guess my next option is still to attend the “Inseminar.” The long-awaited orientation for artificial insemination put on by Fenway Health Institute, is finally upon us. So, naturally, I’m feeling a little jittery tonight. It doesn’t actually put us any closer to getting me pregnant, […]

Conversations about making babies: March 6, 2011

I have an obsession with teen soaps. I don’t get tired of watching them, and I don’t care how outrageous the drama gets. Give me drug overdoses; give me underage drinking; give me date rape; give me nanny Carrie, crazy as a shit house rat. Love it. My favorite Saturday morning lineup consisted of flipping […]

Santa is dead.

I am easily disappointed. I tend to get very excited for and attached to things or plans. When these things or plans change, I’m told my face and demeanor looks something akin to a child who’s just lost his puppy. Meredith, who most often gets to take the brunt of my disappointment, rarely has any […]

Don’t ask, Don’t tell.

Nothing grosses me out more than a couple’s standard response to questions about having children:“We’re trying!” Always said with nervous excitement and a wholesome smile. This is meant to be a tactful way to say, “Yes, we want kids in the near future.” All I can hear is: “We’re having sex on the regular!” I […]

Conversations about making babies: February 11, 2011

Meredith and I discuss the option of using a known donor via Gchat. 2:44 PM girlfriend: http://www.cryobank.com/Services/Directed-Donor/ jesus gimme a drink 2:46 PM me:  ya! 6-12 months that is what Deb said 2:47 PM           gimme a drink and stick it in  jklol 2:48 PM          what is a quarantine period? 2:49 […]